the racoon and the badger
When I was walking my dog the other day, we ran into the raccoon (2cs) and the badger negotiating a deal. The badger had a murder of crows. The raccoon had a skulk of foxes.
“I’ll trade you 1 crow to 3 foxes”, the badger said, “take it or leave it”.
“Can’t do that”, said the raccoon, “I’m sorry”.
“Alright, final offer. I give you 2 crows for 3 foxes.”, the badger tried.
“That’s not the problem”, the raccoon replied, “the thing is, I don’t think we’ll reach an agreement because I give 0️⃣ 🦊”