An Evening Stroll
I was walking my dog the other day when we ran into the coot
“Good morning coot”, I said
“Good morning”, the coot said
“You are not a fish, though you can swim”, I said
The coot stared at me
“You are not a plane, though you can fly”, I continued
The coot lit a cigarette
“You are not a human, though you can walk”, I tried
The coot sighed
“You are not, …”
“Dude, would you just take it easy? I’m a bird, ok? Relax”
“A bird”, I thought, “a bird”
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