the hyena
I was walking my dog the other day when we ran into the hyena.
The hyena was crying.
“Why are you crying, hyena?”, I asked.
“I was hungry”, said the hyena, “I was so hungry I ate test 4”.
“That’s alright hyena”, I said, “don’t cry. When you’re hungry, you have to eat. Look at the shiba, he ate a chair and he doesn’t cry”.
The shiba looked at me with an empty stare, then the shiba looked in the distance.